I was in the shower, washing my hair, when I looked down and was shocked to see this guy looking back at me:
That’s when I asked Jim who he had drawn on the bathtub wall and more importantly, why? He claimed he drew Cookie Monster from Sesame Street so that Tiny-Small could color him. She had already colored Elmo. Our conversation went something like this:
Jim: That’s Cookie Monster.
Me: What? How?
Jim: He’s blue. He’s holding cookies (that’s what is in his hands).
Me: That’s not Cookie Monster.
Jim: Yes, it is Cookie Monster.
Me: But, Cookie Monster has eyes on the top of his head like Elmo does. See, that’s how you drew Elmo. Twice.
Jim: Well, I’m not an artist like you are.
Me: He looks kind of creepy.
Jim: I know. He could be a pedophile.
Me: Or a serial killer.
Jim: Tiny-Small thinks it looks like Cookie Monster.
Me: She has a lot to learn about monsters.
Jim: She’s 2. I’m not an artist. That’s what she gets.
Me: Who is this?
Jim: That’s Popsicle Monster. He’s a new addition to Sesame Street, at least the Sesame Street on our bathtub wall.
Me: I’m scared for our child.
Jim: Me too.
Hilarious pictures!
I'll let my husband know you like them since he drew them…haha!
You let her watch Dexter, didn't you?
hahahahaha
Haha, Marianne! She probably snuck in a few episodes just to torment me. Obviously, her dad has!
very nice. reminds me frighteningly of a melange of “the scream” and van gogh's self portrait… y'know… when he um… well, was unstable. let's start the bidding at $100…
We'll have to start the bidding higher than that. It's on the bathtub wall. I'll at least need to make enough off of the sale to purchase another bathtub…preferably one with some jets and whirpool type stuff.
Effing brilliant.
Thanks! When the whole family takes part there is no telling where this blog will go.
omg.. awesome! lol!!
Haha…can't wait to hear about the trouble your little monkey and her dad get into!