How To Shower In A Public Bathroom While Camping

How to shower in a public bathroom while camping: An instructional manual.

How to shower in a public bathroom while camping

Step 1: Walk to the bathroom with all of your essentials.

Step 2: Hang items on hooks or set on wet benches.

Step 3: Turn on water.

Step 4: Get in.

Step 5: Fumble around, half out of the shower, for soap, shampoo, and toothbrush.

Step 6: Put toothpaste on toothbrush.

Step 7: Drop toothbrush onto shower floor.

Step 8: Think about all of the feet, urine, dirt, and soap that has met floor. Decide never to brush teeth again.

Step 9: Wash body with soap.

Step 10: Drop soap. Watch it bounce out of shower stall and travel across bathroom floor never to be seen again.

Step 11: Wash hair.

Step 12: Rinse.

Step 13: Turn off water.

Step 14: Realize you forgot towel.

Step 15: Attempt to dry off with random clothes items.

Step 16: Accidentally make eye contact, through crack, with adjacent stall occupant.

Step 17: Hurry to pull dry clothes on over wet body.

Step 18: Run for camp.

Step 19: Remember why you hate camping.

 

 

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2 thoughts on “How To Shower In A Public Bathroom While Camping”

  1. Ah camping.
    It seems like such a lovely and wise way to take a little cost efficient get close to nature vacation initially. But years later you just shake your head and wonder what in gods name possessed you to even consider it. No, you actually start thinking that sooner – like like on the 2nd or 3rd day!
    Your shower story brings it all back and makes me smile.
    I always look forward to reading your posts Lillian. 🙂

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