How to shower in a public bathroom while camping: An instructional manual.
Step 1: Walk to the bathroom with all of your essentials.
Step 2: Hang items on hooks or set on wet benches.
Step 3: Turn on water.
Step 4: Get in.
Step 5: Fumble around, half out of the shower, for soap, shampoo, and toothbrush.
Step 6: Put toothpaste on toothbrush.
Step 7: Drop toothbrush onto shower floor.
Step 8: Think about all of the feet, urine, dirt, and soap that has met floor. Decide never to brush teeth again.
Step 9: Wash body with soap.
Step 10: Drop soap. Watch it bounce out of shower stall and travel across bathroom floor never to be seen again.
Step 11: Wash hair.
Step 12: Rinse.
Step 13: Turn off water.
Step 14: Realize you forgot towel.
Step 15: Attempt to dry off with random clothes items.
Step 16: Accidentally make eye contact, through crack, with adjacent stall occupant.
Step 17: Hurry to pull dry clothes on over wet body.
Step 18: Run for camp.
Step 19: Remember why you hate camping.